Day 12: Kho Phi Phi - Bob's Booze Cruise

I peed in the sea today. I don't think I've done that since I was 5. It felt dirty and I was very conscious that I was also swimming in the piss of hundreds of other people. But I was on a 6 hour booze cruise with no toilet, so needs must. Today was awesome though. Bob's booze cruise was fab. It's a 6 hour unlimited booze speedboat tour of the islands, including Maya bay (where The Beach was filmed). We stopped at about 4 places, including Monkey Beach which is, unsurprisingly, full of cute little monkeys that you get to feed. We did some snorkelling and then heading to Maya bay where we spent a good hour diaper drinking i.e. wearing your life jacket like a nappy and floating around in the sea drinking vodka. Good times.

I learnt a lot about Phi Phi today from one of the guides on the boat. She told us the island is controlled by the mafia, which I had no idea about. She also told us she slept with Niall from One Direction last year when he was here on holiday and that he wasn't very good in bed. 

I met a bunch of nice people, including a couple from South Wales, a few Americans and a loud
mouth guy from Nottingham (there's always one, he just so happened to be British and therefore gave us a bad rep). Funnily enough, the three girls in my dorm were also on the cruise. And as it turns out, they were actually Canadian, not American, and all three were lovely. So that'll teach me not to judge so quickly. Well, it probably won't, I'll still do it. I ended up spending the night with them and going for dinner and drinks.